The Pagans Vs. The Simpsons
July 20th 2007 02:10
There’s this pagan landmark in England that is several millennia old. It is a chalk outline of a naked man with an erect penis that is considered a symbol of fertility. No apologies to anyone who stumbled upon this blog by typing “erect penis” into Google. Quite frankly I think it serves you right.
Beside this 180 foot carving as of late is a outline of Homer Simpson reaching for a donut. It has been recently painted with biodegradable white paint as a promotion for the upcoming movie, and the pagans aren’t happy.
Yes, apparently there still are pagans drifting about.
The pagans are upset that the Homer Simpson outline is painted next to their sacred landmark, and understandably so. If they wanted to create a noticeable tourist attraction only visible from the air that was targeted at amusing twelve-year old boys, they probably would have made something obscene like an erect penis.
Oh wait, they did.
The Homer Simpson outline, in the interests of the environment, will wash away at the first downpour of rain. The pagans are now saying they will doing some “rain magic to bring the rain”.
Now I don’t want to have a dig at other people’s religions, but surely praying for rain in England is like praying for sand in Saudi Arabia. Each to their own, I guess.
Beside this 180 foot carving as of late is a outline of Homer Simpson reaching for a donut. It has been recently painted with biodegradable white paint as a promotion for the upcoming movie, and the pagans aren’t happy.
Yes, apparently there still are pagans drifting about.
The pagans are upset that the Homer Simpson outline is painted next to their sacred landmark, and understandably so. If they wanted to create a noticeable tourist attraction only visible from the air that was targeted at amusing twelve-year old boys, they probably would have made something obscene like an erect penis.
Oh wait, they did.
The Homer Simpson outline, in the interests of the environment, will wash away at the first downpour of rain. The pagans are now saying they will doing some “rain magic to bring the rain”.
Now I don’t want to have a dig at other people’s religions, but surely praying for rain in England is like praying for sand in Saudi Arabia. Each to their own, I guess.
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