Baby in a Leather Jacket
August 6th 2007 08:08
I saw a baby in the supermarket with a leather jacket. The baby would have been about two, and was sitting in a trolley. And granted, it probably wasn’t actually leather, but a synthetic material that looked a lot like leather, but one more expendable, so it can suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous infancy, ie- mess, without costing the life of a cow.
All I’m going to say is that a baby in a leather jacket is really forward thinking. It prepares the two-year-old for his inevitable mid-life crisis, where he’ll look to buy a leather jacket, and find himself accustomed to it already. That way he won’t overdo the crisis and end up dating Ashton Kutcher.
Man, having a go at Ashton Kutcher is so 2005. Shame on you if you laughed at it.
All I’m going to say is that a baby in a leather jacket is really forward thinking. It prepares the two-year-old for his inevitable mid-life crisis, where he’ll look to buy a leather jacket, and find himself accustomed to it already. That way he won’t overdo the crisis and end up dating Ashton Kutcher.
Man, having a go at Ashton Kutcher is so 2005. Shame on you if you laughed at it.
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