Joining The Soul-Destroying Facebook
July 30th 2007 08:03
I’ve joined Facebook, and it makes me feel old. Why, I hear you ask? Because Facebook is for university students, and MySpace is for high school students. I’ve previously been on MySpace, even though I haven’t been a high school student since 2004. But I felt that being on MySpace would allow me to retain a sense that I am still a teenager. I’m not anymore. I’m rather an adult, watching life slip through my fingers like melting tiramisu. I might as well go for a prostate exam.
MySpace is all so jovial and image-friendly and allows for numerous occasions for users to post bulletins announcing long lists of their favourite things. Facebook has the sense that it is for grown-ups not wishing to admit they are grown-ups. Much like the Countdown Arena Spectacular. There’s no sexual predators on Facebook. Perhaps it’s a good thing, since I’m now old enough to be one myself
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MySpace is all so jovial and image-friendly and allows for numerous occasions for users to post bulletins announcing long lists of their favourite things. Facebook has the sense that it is for grown-ups not wishing to admit they are grown-ups. Much like the Countdown Arena Spectacular. There’s no sexual predators on Facebook. Perhaps it’s a good thing, since I’m now old enough to be one myself
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